This is the real deal man, we're talkin guilt free epic nomification.
thaw the chicken! (google that for a beyond funny possibly true story from nasa that was -ultimately- validated by mythbusters)
hammer the crap out of it til its flat willy
fry in olive oil with a ton of nomic seasoning on it, soy sauce, lemon pepper, asian seasoning you name it just hit it hard til its goooood.
pull it, slice it nice and even keep the pieces together so they are nice and cozy.
prep the salad:
spring mix
olives
avocado slices
Jicama -- track that shit down, its not cheap but this is your crunchy better than croutons guilt free omfg!
drizzle that ranch dressing
lay a couple more leaves on top of that
drop the chicken, one breast worth of slices each
nosh with your eyes rolled back in ecstasy guilt free and tasty like you can't even buy anywheres.
happy living!!!
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